Entries by Astronaut


T-Rex Has a Tough Life

We take our long arms with which we can masturbate freely when ever we want for granted, but T-Rex can only masturbate using one of these things. How sad is that? In order to raise awareness about the plight of this unfortunate dinosaur, author Hugh Murphy has published the book “T-Rex Trying and Trying: The […]


Swedish Bands from the 70’s Had Style

Most of these bands are Swedish ABBA clones, but meticulous internet research has shown that at least one is a Hungarian ABBA clone. Can you guess which? I also love the socks that some of these stallions have stuffed in their pants. That was a cool look that deserves a revival.