Entries by Astronaut

Ugly Medieval Cats

Damn, these cats are ugly! Apparently medieval illustrators had trouble depicting cats in the marginalia of books. A serious study of this phenomena can’t be found on the Internet (Maybe the belly lint scientist could tackle this subject next?), but you can read a plausible explanation by this Quora user.    

The Mystery Of Belly Button Lint Finally Solved

It has confounded scientists and laymen alike since mankind put on their first shirt. Up until 2001, there has been no scientific research on “navel fluff” as it is called more scientifically. A surprising fact considering how many practical uses it has and the high price it achieves on the market! In 2001 Dr. Karl Kruszelnicki, […]

Police Claim Mice Ate 500 kg Of Marijuana From Storage

It is hard being a mouse today in this capitalist hell-hole we call planet Earth. After a whole day of being yelled at by his mouse boss at his mouse job, arguing with mouse customer service because his goddamn mouse cable doesn’t work properly again and his mouse wife giving him crap about how he […]

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