Summer is almost here and if you are looking for a new fancy swimsuit that will make the whole beach go green with envy, this might be the right choice.

Yes Custom is selling a custom swimsuit which can be covered in your pet’s face – all you have to do is upload a photo and they will put it all over the swimsuit. The $19.99 swimsuit comes with a plunge neckline and spaghetti straps, and the model shows it off with a cute pup’s face covering every inch of the piece. According to the website, the whole process is super easy – all you have to do is pick your favorite photo of your pet, upload it to the website and the design team will do the rest.

I have already ordered a mankini with my beloved blob fish pet on it. What are you waiting for?

Hair coming out of your nose is no longer something only men over 55 wear. A new crazy trend started when young Instagrammer @gret_chen_chen posted a selfie. What made it different was the fact that she decided to stick her eyelash extensions around her nose and uploaded her photo. The trend caught on and it became a sensation of sorts. Posts were put up with the hashtag #nosehairextentions with women from all over the world showing their fake nose hair. Although, I think grandpas natural nose bush looks much better.

How slutty are you feeling today?

A study from the University of Western Australia and the University of Zurich during which the testicles of more than 100 different male primates have been studied claims that all male primates have the same evolutionary problem with their genitals.

The study says that males can either be “well endowed” and have large balls, or are instead “well-adorned” with hair. Researchers concluded that it’s “hard to be both” of these things as it takes too much energy to do.

Although the study focuses on animals, humans have very similar evolutionary patterns and many claim that the same can be applied to human males. As a bearded man, I can confirm that this is most likely true.

A Russian perfume brand has been forced to remove a fragrance called ‘Sexual Harassment’ after social media backlash.

I find it amazing that someone thought this was a good name for a perfume, but Nikolai Eremin, the head of Nimere Parfums, obviously did. After the inevitable social media shitstorm, Mr. Eremin admitted that he hadn`t thought it properly through: “My mistake was that, at that moment, I didn’t think about the real victims: the people who really have lived through this. I was only thinking about my own creative freedom and my own ego. I made a mistake,”

The fragrance will be repackaged under a new name and I am very curious to know what the new name is going to be. Eau de Domestic Violence? Ethnic Cleansing Cologne?

A new dog grooming trend has recently emerged on social media where owners decorate their dog’s testicles with glitter.
The strange trend appeared after a picture of one of the dogs was shared on Groomery Foolery , a Facebook page for dog groomers.

Owners have stressed that it’s edible glitter which is applied using corn syrup, so it’s completely safe.

What a great idea! An idea I had a long time ago. I’ve been glittering my balls for years and no one noticed, but you put a bit of glitter on tiny dog nuts and everyone goes crazy. It is not fair!