The lyrics go: Come sit on my face, baaaaaby. And tell me that you love meeeeee.

The Eurovision Song Contest is starting soon! For those of you who are not acquainted with it, it is a song contest in which the least terrible song is chosen among a bunch of truly terrible, trashy songs. The organizers have now released a comprehensive and rather silly list of items you can’t bring inside.


Most of these bands are Swedish ABBA clones, but meticulous internet research has shown that at least one is a Hungarian ABBA clone. Can you guess which? I also love the socks that some of these stallions have stuffed in their pants. That was a cool look that deserves a revival.

Vadim from Vladivostok wanted this one.