Doorbell surveillance cameras in Henrico County, Virginia captured a man with a TV set over his head, leaving older TV sets  on people’s front porches and just walking off. The ancient devices were found at more than 50 homes.

“He wants to be known as the TV Santa Claus. I don’t know. We got an old tube-style TV, 13 inch- I thought my son brought it home, but apparently not. They had way too much time on their hands if they had all these TV’s and spread them all over the neighborhood. It’s summer, and people are getting ready to go back to school. Maybe TV man was just ready to strike and put a little humor in our lives.” said homeowner Jim Brooksbank.

Officers and county workers spent Sunday morning picking up the old units and hauling them away.

This is the second time the police and residents had to deal with the TV set mystery. The same thing happened in a different neighborhood last August. According to Henrico Police, the only crime committed was illegal dumping.

Considering that in a lot of US towns you have to pay 25 dollars to dispose of an old TV, this little stunt saved TV Head a lot of money.

The Saint Lawrence Agency in Altamonte Springs, Florida offers “alien abduction policies” each worth 10 milion dollars in compensation.

It promises clients cover for supernatural sites, such as Area 51, and so far more than 6,000 people have taken out the policy. It offers coverage for a one-off fee of $24.95 in which they will mail a paper copy of the certificate in a frame. Digital copies cost $19.95, But there’s one catch in the small print – they will only pay $1 per year over a 10 to 20 million year period, providing the client remains alive for that long. 

Mike St Lawrence, who owns the firm, said that after a Facebook page urging people to storm Area 51 went viral, there was a sudden surge in interest for his silly insurance policy. 

Mr St Lawrence said: “I don’t want to try to rip somebody off. The people that come to me, if I think they don’t understand the terms and conditions, that this is tongue and cheek, I won’t sell it to them.” He claims that two people have submitted claims so far, with one even submitting a Polaroid photograph of the suspected aliens and the agency started paying them a dollar a year for 10 years before they lost contact.

“When I started most people thought it was completely absurd, and today I’d say 50 percent of the people think it’s a possibility.” he also added.

 

 

 

This entitled country girl seems to be an expert.

A suspect in Clay County, Missouri, was arrested by the police after a loud fart gave away his hiding spot.

According to the Clay County Sheriff’s Office, over the weekend, Liberty police were searching for a person who had a felony warrant for arrest. The person was wanted for possession of a controlled substance. The suspect hid to avoid police, but apparently let out a fart so loudly, it gave up his hiding spot.

“We’ve gotta give props to Liberty PD for using their senses to sniff him out!” read a Facebook comment from the Clay County Sheriff’s Office.

However, a crucial piece of information was not revealed. What did he eat that forced him to let it rip in the middle of a police chase?

Martin Big, a 31-year-old “model and actress” desperately looking for attention has yet again appeared on a British morning show where she spoke about her plans to hold the world record for having 20-liter implants in each breast.

Martina became famous some months ago when she claimed she can have black babies with her husband, despite them both being white Germans who changed their skin color with injections.

At the moment, Martina is 10 centimeters away from having the biggest boobs in the world, but that will soon change.

“The actual record holder has nine liters in each breast,” she explained. “But my implants, the biggest breast implants in the world are custom made and they weigh 20 liters each side.”

The hosts tried to talk her out of such an endeavor by having her hold two-gallon water bottles and asking her if she wants to carry that weight every day, but she would not be dissuaded. Martina insisted that she will be able to manage that weight with training.

Her existing implants will be gradually enlarged by filling more saline solution into an opening near her armpit. “Step by step, I’m going to try. In the future, it will work for every day.” That’s the attitude, Martina. You go, girl!

 

 

 

A 35-year-old man from Sheboygan, USA, was sentenced Monday to three years of probation for clogging women’s toilets in Deland Park community center and at his place of work.

As conditions of probation, Beeman will have to serve 150 days in jail, pay more than $5,500, not be allowed to possess or consume alcohol or any controlled substances, and complete 100 hours of community service.

Beeman apologized for the damage and stress he caused in a statement he read during the sentencing. “I need to make things right and pray for forgiveness every day,” he said.

He was sentenced for clogging more than a dozen toilets and I would really like to know why he did it. How does one become a serial toilet clogger? Is it an unhappy childhood that makes you clog toilets? Was his father distant? Is there a Netflix true crime show covering this topic? 

Beeman himself did not offer a real explanation. He told police he gets urges to do odd things, like look for bottles in the garbage to plug toilets. He said he stopped when he heard the police were investigating.