Can`t he just take some heroin to feel amazing like all the normal people do? Where does he get old urine from? Do his friends pee in bottles and save it for him? Does a man who drinks pee every day even have friends? This is disgusting.
Fabian Farquharson, a 37-year-old interior designer from Sheffield, England has been drinking urine every day for the past three years.
Back in 2013, after suffering from stomach pains which doctors were not able to diagnose, Fabian decided to take matters into his own hands and practice some good old Google and Facebook medicine. He read a lot about the health benefits of urine and decided to try it out for himself.
“I was travelling a lot for work and eating junk food – Burger King, McDonald’s, anything convenient,” Fabian says without stopping to think that crappy food was the cause of his stomach problems and all he needed to do was to eat a tomato every once in a while.
Instead Fabian decided to become a fruitarian and drink urine. First he drank it fresh, later he started fermenting it for 30 days because by ageing it goes through a “magnification process” and becomes even more amazing.
“It tasted a bit like a bitter ale initially, it was quite strong but not a terrible taste and I had no problem finishing the glass. It was about half an hour later that I started to feel amazing, I was absolutely bursting with energy. Now I’d never go a day without it and would recommend it to anyone.”
Whatever floats your boat, Fabian. Bottoms up! (gags violently)