Police Claim Mice Ate 500 kg Of Marijuana From Storage

It is hard being a mouse today in this capitalist hell-hole we call planet Earth. After a whole day of being yelled at by his mouse boss at his mouse job, arguing with mouse customer service because his goddamn mouse cable doesn’t work properly again and his mouse wife giving him crap about how he is not involved enough in raising their mouse children, all a mouse wants is to get together with his mouse pals, relax and eat half a ton of marijuana from the police station storage.

At least that is what eight Argentinian policeman think. According to those policeman from Pilar, Argentina there is a stoner-mice invasion happening in their town right now.

An inspection found that approximately 500 kg of marijuana is missing from the police station storage. Javier Specia, the city’s former police commissioner and three of his colleagues told a judge that mice probably ate the missing narcotics. The judge, however, very surprisingly did not believe their story. “Buenos Aires University experts have explained that mice wouldn’t mistake the drug for food, and that if a large group of mice had eaten it, a lot of poisend mouse corpses would have been found in the warehouse,” a spokesperson for the judge said. All eight officers were dismissed from their jobs, and will testify in front of the judge on May 4. The judge will then decide if the drugs are missing due to “expedience or negligence,” according to the BBC.