He should maybe try thinking outside of the box sometimes and just move two steps to the side. It would save him a lot of legwork.

Mark Anthony Jones, 46, from Marion Indiana was taking his morning walk when the gun he was carrying unholstered in his waistband “began to slip”. He “reached down to adjust” the unholstered gun and it discharged, shooting a bullet that “entered just above his penis and exited his scrotum”.

Since Jones does not have a license to carry a firearm in the state if Indiana, his case will be forwarded to the Grant County prosecuting attorney, who will determine if Jones will face any criminal charges for the self-inflicted wound. The Marion police department has posted the following release on Facebook that describes the circumstances of the event:

There are so many questions that I would like to ask. Why does a police department post such information on Facebook? Are they fishing for likes? Why does Jones take morning walks at 6:44 am close to the Girl Scout cabin with a gun stuck in his pants? What did those Girl Scouts do to him? Can someone give me answers, please?

A bike killed his parents and he is out for revenge.