This is just the healthtrend that humanity needed. All those billions of buttholes, which have never seen the sun, finally have the opportunity.
In recent months the internet has been talking about a new self-care method called “butthole sunning”. It has started to gain attention, mostly thanks to a few social media influencers whose photos and videos have gone viral.
Apparently, an Instagram video by user @ra_of_earth came first in October, showing three completely nude men lying down on their backs, butts to the sky, to soak up some rays.
“In a mere 30 seconds of sunlight on your butthole, you will receive more energy from this electric node than you would in an entire day being outside with your clothes on,” he said in the video.
Another Instagram user called Metaphysical Megan said that “In Taoism, the perineum or Hui Yin is called the ‘Gate of Life and Death’. This is a gateway where energy enters and exits the body.”
I thougth that only penises and penis shaped objects enter and feces exits the body from that particular gateway.