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Trump retweeted an account that parodies his butt

The president of the United States just retweeted a Twitter account about his butt. The president of the United States actually did that. What a time to be alive!

On Monday, Donald Trump shared a tweet from the account @DJTrumpsButt, which at the time of writing had has 318 followers and describes itself as follows: “I am @realDonaldTrump’s butt. Whatever he says, it’s really me that’s saying it. Follow me, or I will nuke you! #PutinPower #MAGA.”

The tweet contains a video from Fox News’ “America’s Newsroom,” showing Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) discussing a Republican attempt to censure House Intelligence Committee chairman Adam Schiff (D-Calif.) on Monday, for what he describes as an “unfair partisan process” trying to impeach the president based on an anonymous whistleblower complaint:

October 22, 2019/0 Comments/by Astronaut

Politics

Trump promised to cure cancer, wipe out AIDS, and put an American on Mars

President Donald Trump launched his 2020 presidential campaign at a rally in Orlando, Florida, Tuesday with a series of very bold promises to a full stadium of cheering supporters.

He told supporters: “We will push onward with new medical frontiers. We will come up with the cures to many, many problems, to many, many diseases — including cancer and others and we’re getting closer all the time. We will eradicate AIDS in America once and for all and we’re very close. We will lay the foundation for landing American astronauts on the surface of Mars.”

He also promised to build a wall on the Mexican border, stop the sun from shining in people’s eyes, make golf a mandatory school subject, legalize dad-daughter incest and make the Big Mac the official national dish of the United States of America. He has yet to elaborate on how exactly he wants to fulfill those promises.

June 20, 2019/0 Comments/by Astronaut

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World`s worst haircut

February 28, 2019/0 Comments/by Astronaut

News, People, Politics

Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un have been writing love letters to each other

Kim Jong-un has been very pleased with the way his relationship with his new bae is going. As we already know, Trump spoke of this budding romance at a rally in West Virginia in September where he said of Jong-un: “He wrote me beautiful letters and they’re great letters. We fell in love.”

The two have reportedly exchanged a number of letters since their first meeting in June last year which made them realize they were meant for each other. A second date is planned for February. I wish the new couple a harmonious, long-lasting relationship and a healthy sex life. Here is a list of 7 best sex positions for a long-term relationship that might help them keep the spark alive.