I really need these. I’m not even joking.
Christian Poincheval from France claims to have invented a pill which can transform the smell of your farts.
He came up with the idea for the pills, called PilulePet, following a horrific smelling dinner party during which his guests couldn’t stand the foul stench emanating from his ass.
He said: “We were at a table with friends after a copious meal when we nearly asphyxiated ourselves with our smelly farts. That gas wasn’t great for our table neighbours, so something had to be done about this.”
He started his company, Lutin Malin (Cunning Imp) and began developing the pills in 2007. He now has a range of several different scents on offer.
He claimed the pills are entirely natural, just a “dietary supplement based on natural ingredients”.
According to the website, “the fart pill is the result of lengthy research and trials and is on sale since 2007. Our fragrant variants also add a touch of humour for any occasion. Our numerous returning customers are no doubt the best proof.
The pills, which come in scents such as Christmas chocolate, May Day lily, St Valentine’s ginger, violet and rose, sell for roughly 19,90 Euros per bottle.