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Man cooks pork chop that resembles Freddie Mercury and eats it

Derek Simms, 47, from Blackpool, England was cooking dinner for himself and his wife when he suddenly looked at the chop frying in the pan and saw Queen’s lead singer staring him in the face.

“I’ve never seen anything like it,” the 47-year-old engineer told the British news agency SWNS. “I’ve cooked a lot of things and lived a lot of years, but I’ve never seen my food resemble a celebrity before.”

“We looked at it for a minute or two but we were both hungry so I ended up eating it,” he said. “I’m a big fan. I never saw him live but I would have loved to.”

The resmblence is really uncanny . It’s a miracle! Is he the new messiah? Is Freddie talking to us from beyond the grave trying to tell us that we need to eat more pork chops?

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Despite Death of Freddie Mercury in “Bohemian Rhapsody,” sequel being discussed

The death of the main character does not mean there can not be a sequel. Especially not in Hollywood where logic and story take second place to money.

Page Six reports that the band Queen and its management want a sequel to the Oscar-winning hit Freddie Mercury biopic, “Bohemian Rhapsody.” Queen guitarist, and co-producer of “Bohemian Rhapsody,” Brian May has hinted that a sequel to the film might happen, and that “there’s more to tell” of the story: “I think Live Aid is a good point to leave it. Who knows, there might be a sequel.”

They could call it “Bohemian Rhapsody 2 – Resurrection”. In this movie, Freddie Mercury could rise up from the dead and create the first zombie Christian rock band. Or they could set the movie in a parallel universe in which he never starts singing, but instead becomes a plumber, who struggles with alcoholism and ends up arrested in his bloody white tank top after a domestic violence incident.

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