Although he still has problems with wooden crosses.

Weed Jesus does not care about your stupid balloon baby.

During the Middle Ages, at least 12 Churches & abbeys simultaneously claimed to have Christ’s foreskin. These included Charroux, Paris, Boulogne, Metz, Le Puy, Nancy, Besançon, Coulombs, Conques in France, Hildesheim in Germany, Antwerp & Bruges in Belgium & Calcata in Italy.

Source: Whores of Yore