First of all, why is there such a thing as laxative chocolate? What kind of evil human being would invent that?! Everybody knows that once you start eating a chocolate bar you don’t stop until it is gone. It doesn’t matter if it is laced with laxatives.
Author Abby Jimenez recently shared the story of how she thought her husband was dying because he managed to unintentionally take twelve doses of laxatives.
The laxatives the couple had at home came in the form of a chocolate bar, with the instructions to eat one to two squares. However, like all real men, her husband did not read any stupid instructions and ate the whole thing.
Abby wrote: “So last night my husband took some Ex-lax. Then this morning, some shit started going down. Like, literaly. So I’m calling Poison Control because he thought he was dying and I literally cannot stop laughing. I’m barely able to talk, I’m laughing so hard. ‘The guy on the other end probably thought it was a prank call. I swear to God, I hope they record their calls and enjoy that one at the staff meeting later because even thinking about me trying to explain that my 39 year old husband just ate a whole brick of Ex-lax is making me wheeze. ‘The guy was like, “The biggest risks are cramping, dehydration, and diaper rash”.”
That must have been a fun experience.