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An individual from Indiana, USA, is suing his parents for destroying his valuable porn collection.

The man, who is being identified only as “Charlie,” claims the porn stash has an estimated value of $28,940.72 and includes more than 400 VHS tapes, more than 1,600 DVDs, 160-plus CDs, and 70 sex toys. Wow! Porn on VHS tapes! I thought those things were extinct.

Charlie is seeking a total of $86,822.16, which includes the value of the missing items and the amount it would cost to replace them. According to the Associated Press, one of the films in the collection is called “Big Bad Grannies”.

According to court documents, he moved to his parents’ home in Grand Haven, Michigan, in October 2016 while going through a divorce.

A few months after he left, the parents traveled to Indiana to drop off their son’s possessions, but didn’t include his massive porn collection. Charlie decided to file a police report about the missing items, but the prosecutor’s office declined to file charges against his parents.

A month after filing the police report, Charlie sent an email to his dad explaining his situation.

“If you had a problem with my belongings, you should have stated that at the time and I would have gone elsewhere. Instead; you choose to keep quiet and behave vindictively,” he said.

His father responded saying he was doing his son a favor.

“Believe it or not, one reason for why I destroyed your porn was for your own mental and emotional heaLth,” he said. “I would have done the same if I had found a kilo of crack cocaine. Someday, I hope you will understand.”


A 5D porn cinema has just opened in the Dutch capital and it offer fans a unique way to enjoy their favorite movies.

The attraction features bouncing chairs as well as air, wind and water jets, offering viewers a totally immersive experience. What is water squirting in your face during a porn movie supposed to simulate? A golden shower? Or just a girl squirting in your face? I don`t even want to think about what the wind is supposed to simulate.

Despite the type of videos that will be screened, the owner, Natalie, claims the cinema is a suitable place to spend an evening with your loved ones and she describes it as being a bit like “an amusement park”.

Speaking to the Dutch Review, she said: “We are definitely not just going after tourists for our audience. It’s funny because in Amsterdam even the Dutch people have an interest in breaking free from the norm. Come with your wife, have a laugh, try something different. Lots of things happen so fast when you’re in the audience that when it’s finally all over you’re left feeling energized. You want to get back out there, have a beer or a coffee and talk, process what just happened.” Yeah, right. Because people process porn with beer, coffee, and talking.

The writer of this scene should get an Oscar. The male actor as well. His confusion seems very genuine.

Every year, Pornhub, the website that has brought so much joy to so many people, releases comprehensive stats on the searches on its site. This year, there were 4.79 million new videos uploaded to Pornhubfeed and 30.3 billion searches — 962 a minute. The second most searched word was “Fortnite” which means that there are a lot of horny 13-year olds watching videos on an 18+ website. Enjoy!

A naked, masturbating man appeared on a large screen outside of a Hong Kong branch of Ikea last week. Eyewitnesses report that the video was shown for several minutes before workers realized what was happeing.

The incident occurred in the Causeway Bay Ikea branch in Hong Kong. It was a public holiday and the shopping mall had more visitors than usual, particularly families with children. The staff initially felt a bit overwhelmed by the problem. They tried to cover the screen with a towel which was far too small and, considering it was an Ikea towel, probably transparent. It was only after the coverup attempt failed, that the staff decided to unplug the screen and put an end to the show.

Staff seemed to be clueless about how the lewd video came to play on the TV screen. An Ikea spokesperson apologized for the incident and said it is under investigation. It might have been an angry customer who was not pleased with the dimensions of his new PAX wardrobe system or maybe Ikea´s attempt at expanding into the sex education market.

Source: asiaone.com