Over 1000 litres of seized liquor kept in the storehouse of a police station in Uttar Pradesh, India, has disappeared and local policemen blame rats for drinking it.

Rats have also earlier been blamed for drinking liquor in the state of Bihar where alcohol is banned, narcotics in Jharkhand and currency notes in Assam. They were also accused of causing floods in Bihar.

The latest incident came to light on Wednesday when the police station storage was opened to bring out the body of a stray dog which had sneaked into it a few days ago and died inside. But when its doors were opened, it was also found that several gallons of moonshine seized from illegal manufacturing units had vanished into thin air. Staff then blamed the rodents.

This is not the first time that rodents have been blamed for the disappearance of liquor. In Bihar, where prohibition is in force, rodents were last year believed to have finished off more than 9 liters of alcohol which the police had seized. Rats are such alcoholic dicks. They always drink all the booze and leave nothing for the thirsty policemen.

Superintendent of police Abhinandan Singh said an inquiry into the incident would be conducted to ascertain whether the liquor was consumed by rats or something else had happened to it. I am 100% sure that 1000 litres of liquor were consumed by tiny little rats and not stolen by corrupt policemen at all.

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An overweight rodent was the cause of a multi-agency rescue operation in Bensheim, Germany. The Auerbach volunteer fire brigade and the Rhein-Neckar animal rescue team were all called in to rescue a rat who got stuck in a manhole because he was too fat. A team of about eight rescuers was able to raise the cover and pull the rat free.

“The rat had quite a lot of winter fat and got stuck on its hips — nothing was going forward and nothing back,” animal rescuer Michael Sehr told news agency DPA.

“The animal was subsequently released again into the wild. The fire department’s operation was completed after a good 25 minutes,” said the Auerbach fire department.

This piece of breaking news was reported all across the world by all the biggest news outlets. If you are dreaming of international fame, this is the way to go about it. Start eating like there`s no tomorrow and when you feel you have the appropriate volume and weight, get stuck in a manhole somewhere. Instant fame is guaranteed.