It is an actual book that you can buy online.

And washes chicken with detergent.


  • 1L Water
  • 1 slice of pepperoni pizza


  1. Order a pepperoni pizza from a delivery service of your choice.
  2. Boil the water.
  3. Drop one slice of pizza into the water and cook for however long you want. It doesn´t matter. Nothing matters. We will all die anyway.
  4. Enjoy!