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Office worker brought doughnuts glazed with his own semen to his boss`s farewell party

An office worker from Charlotte, North Carolina was charged with food tampering after an analysis found his own semen in the glaze.

Adam Richardson, 37, allegedly purchased some plane doughnuts and took them home where he mixed icing sugar with his semen and glazed the doughnuts with the mixture.

Employees at the farewell party who ate the doughnuts reported something unusual about the flavor, noting that there was a salty aftertaste. After seeing the boss eat a doughnut and complimenting him on the taste, employees said Richardson burst into uncontrolled laughter.

“We figured then that he’d spiked the doughnuts with something because there’s a bit of bad blood in the past between the pair,” said one employee, “but we had no idea it was his own semen.”

After Richardson was arrested, he said that he wanted to get revenge for the 12 years of torment by his boss and coworkers. He is now facing a jail sentence. This was just one of his many semen-based recipes and after he gets out of prison he would like to continue his career in avant-garde cooking and molecular gastronomy.

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Man injects himself with his own semen to treat back pain

The Irish Medical Journal recounted a case of a 33-year-old man who repeatedly injected himself with his own semen in order to cure his back pain. After a few doses of semen injected in his forearm the pain miraculously disappeared!

Nah, just joking. He had to be hospitalized. “This is the first reported case of semen injection for use as a medical treatment,” doctors in Dublin wrote in the case study, titled “‘Semenly’ Harmless Back Pain: An Unusual Presentation of a Subcutaneous Abscess.”

The problem was noticed when he showed up at a doctor’s office complaining of severe back pain. The physician noticed the man’s right arm appeared swollen and inflamed. “The patient disclosed that he had intravenously injected his own semen as an innovative method to treat back pain,” doctors wrote in the study. “He had devised this ‘cure’ independent of any medical advice.”

After a short treatment, our medical genius left the hospital pain- and swollen-arm-free. The report concludes with a warning that medical experimentation is dangerous and it’s risky for untrained individuals to inject themselves with substances not intended for intravenous use. This means that you should definitely not inject yourself with bodily discharge of any kind, including semen, urine, feces, ear wax and the tears of your enemies.

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