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TV channel accuses Pakistan of attacking India with hot weather

An Indian TV Channel has been widely ridiculed online after a bizarre claim about the weather in the country.

Before broadcasting a report about a heatwave, a female anchor announced it by saying the report that is about to be aired would reveal how Pakistan is to blame for the extreme weather in India.

The report claimed that “experts” are of the opinion that the recent extra-hot summer was an attack initiated from Pakistan because the winds flowing to India from Pakistan were responsible for carrying the heat with them to the Indian state of Rajasthan.

Supposedly, this has started a rather silly debate in India about the possibility that Pakistan actually has such technology. Who needs nukes when you have the power to curse a whole region with sweaty balls and underboob sweat stains!

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Testing chloroform if it really works

It does! It does!

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‪India lost a $3 billion submarine because someone forgot to close the hatch

The Indian navy has put the country’s first and only nuclear-missile submarine, the $2.9 billion INS Arihant, out of commission.

The Hindu reported that the Arihant has been out of commission since suffering “major damage” some 10 months ago, due to what a navy source characterized as a “human error”. Water flooded the sub’s propulsion compartment after someone failed to secure one of the vessel’s external hatches.

Water “rushed in as a hatch on the rear side was left open by mistake while [the Arihant] was at harbor” in February 2017, shortly after the submarine’s launch, The Hindu reports. Since then, the sub “has been undergoing repairs and clean up,” according to the paper: “Besides other repair work, many pipes had to be cut open and replaced.”

No one ever thought of installing a sensor that warns you if the hatch is open? I can’t even start my washing machine without closing the door first.

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Facebook Psychics Might Not Be Worth the Money They Charge

Even though paying 10 bucks to a stranger on Facebook so he can predict your future sounds like a great idea, a young Glaswegian learned the hard way that it is not.

Niamh Gargan, 19, transferred money so she would find out what the future had in store for her. But she was disappointed when psychic ‘Brodie Mcdougall’ came up with 100% accurate insights that she was ‘into beauty and hair’ and wanted to ‘settle down with someone’. She was still willing to listen to Brodie, until she predicted she was soon to fall pregnant. ‘I can’t have children,’ Niamh replied, only to be told: ‘You adopted one x’

She has now shared screenshots of their conversations to warn other people that they may not get a legitimate psychic reading if they sign up via Facebook. The screenshots also show that apart from being an excellent psychic, Brodie McDougall has also amazing spelling and grammar skills.

Source: metro.co.uk

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