Miles Peterson had everything: Money, power, fame…Until he lost it. Then Miles finds the power of God and harnesses that power to become Bibleman.

He is yet to face his worst enemy – education. An enemy that will almost certainly beat the shit out of Bibleman.

I have only seen the trailer and cannot give an informed and objective review of the show so I will let IMDB user mlg-t888 do it:

Let me explain my feelings about this show in one sentence: This is an awfully acted, horrifically directed, terribly written, atrociously misinformed, horrendously uninspired “series” that deserves to have a warning on it to keep unsuspecting families from renting it.

Amazing movie, amazing special effects, amazing title. This movie definitely deserves an Oscar, at least in the made up animals category. It tells the story of an American scientist who creates a half-pterodactyl, half-barracuda creature, Pteracuda, which inevitably escapes, leaving the Sharktopus to stop it.

Velocillama, Tyrannochicken and Brontogoat also appear in supporting roles and Conan O’Brien gets his head bitten off.

A lot of people consider this to be the worst movie ever made, but I think it is one of the best movies ever made. It is a movie of rich depth that tells the story of a family vacationing in a small town which discovers the entire town is inhabited by goblins in disguise as humans, who plan to eat them. Yes, goblins. There is not a single troll in this movie.

This subversive piece of fiction tells the story of zombified chickens which attempt to kill the fast-food workers that cook them in a restaurant built on an ancient burial ground. But it is not just a chicken gorefest. It also has a lot to say:

Film lovers have been starved for sustenance. The relentless diet of predictability and pretense Hollywood has been serving up just doesn’t cut it. Poultrygeist is hearty food for thought. In Poultrygeist, Troma takes on the the fast-food industry-skewering the soulless restaurateurs-in the world’s first horror-comedy film to feature zombie chickens, American Indians and a bit of singing and dancing! It’s Poultrygeist!

Boy, do we have something unbelievable for you today. Ubelievable in the sense that I can’t believe this movie was ever made.

Matthew McConaughey, Peter Dinklage, Gary Oldman and Kate Beckinsale star in this movie two brothers – a dwarf (Oldman) and one of typical size (McConaughey). When Steve’s girlfriend Carol (Beckinsale) becomes pregnant, the pair are fearful that the baby will inherit the dwarfism gene. Matters are complicated still further when she finds herself falling in love with Rolfe and the dwarf lifestyle.

The role of a lifetime – Gary Oldman with shoes on his knees. Enjoy the trailer:

Today’s nominee for the Real Oscars is Rectuma. A timeless classic about a man who is infected by a Mexican butt humping bullfrog and soon his butt grows a mind of its own as well as twenty feet in size and terrorizes Los Angeles. Check out the trailer:

“Have you called the police? What do you want me to file a missing ass report?”

The Oscars are coming and it is time to honor the real heroes of cinema. The women and men whose audaciousness and enthusiasm the academy does not dare to acknowledge. The artists for whom such petty things like a complete lack of budget or talent are no obstacle. Today’s nominee is the masterpiece Monsturd. The story of a serial killer who mutates with a chemical inside a sewer, to become a monster made of human waste just as the FBI and police are onto him.