John McNaughton is a conservative artist known for many ridiculous paintings so it is no surprise that his newest work of art got a lot of attention online.

He has recently unveiled his latest portrait: an image of President Donald Trump on a red, white and blue motorcycle with first lady Melania Trump sitting behind him as supporters cheer. 

Jon McNaughton titled the work “MAGA Ride”. Take a few moments to enjoy this masterpiece in its full glory:

I particulalrly like the cracked asphalt that accurately depicts the state of the US infrastructure. Also, Melania and Trump are not wearing helmets. Not cool.

McNaughton explained his painting in a YouTube video:

“I wanted to paint a picture of Trump and Melania on a jacked-up motorcycle totally painted up with the American flag and patriotism as they ride down a bumpy, crumbly road that represent the hazards and the problems that this presidency has faced since Trump has been elected.” 

The internet, of course, did not wait long to start making fun of this monstrosity:

For a man who boasted having “one of the greatest memories of all time” he has a lot of problems remembering people`s names and information about potentially incriminating meetings.

On Wednesday he had an embarrassing moment when he referred to Apple´s CEO Tim Cook as Tim Apple. Cook was seated at a roundtable meeting with business leaders, Labor Secretary Wilbur Ross and Ivanka Trump. Trump referred to her as “honey” during the meeting. 

Jeff Amazon, Elon Tesla, and Mark Facebook were also present at the meeting but didn`t find the president`s memory slip awkward at all. Neither did the president.

A New Yorker faces charges because he broke a lingerie store window last month to attack a Barack Obama mannequin.

Police arrested 41-year-old Rewell Altunaga after a surveillance video showed him using a cinder block to smash the window of Romantic Depot, an adult store in Harlem. The window that he broke showcased a display with an Obama mannequin dressed as a prince and President Donald Trump dressed as a princess wearing a “Make America great again” hat. He yanked Obama out of the window and left Trump unharmed.

He was soon caught by staff of the store. An employee explained: “He was surrounded. We put our loss prevention people out and surrounded him,” he told the Daily News. “He could have been killed. We had women trying to kick him in the head. We had to protect him because he had damaged the Obama image.” The probably mentally ill Altunaga said that Obama was talking to him and he didn’t like what he said. He didn’t specify what the plastic Obama told him, but we all know it was his usual satanic mix of socialist propaganda and fake news.

Are security staff now really called loss prevention people?

In 1958 a television series called Trackdown featured a segment in which a con man rode into town offering to protect the residents from certain death:

“Without my help and knowledge, every one of you will be dead… I am the only one!  Trust me!  I can build a wall around your homes that nothing will penetrate.”

“You’re a liar, Trump.”

They have a new website, but it wasn’t their own staff who designed it. Looks like someone forgot to secure the domain and now we can read all about their special services, including Spanish speaking staff, handicap accessibility and their very special child accommodation on

Putin can totally pull off a man bun.