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The president of the United States just retweeted a Twitter account about his butt. The president of the United States actually did that. What a time to be alive!

On Monday, Donald Trump shared a tweet from the account @DJTrumpsButt, which at the time of writing had has 318 followers and describes itself as follows: “I am @realDonaldTrump’s butt. Whatever he says, it’s really me that’s saying it. Follow me, or I will nuke you! #PutinPower #MAGA.”

The tweet contains a video from Fox News’ “America’s Newsroom,” showing Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) discussing a Republican attempt to censure House Intelligence Committee chairman Adam Schiff (D-Calif.) on Monday, for what he describes as an “unfair partisan process” trying to impeach the president based on an anonymous whistleblower complaint:

 

The Sherrif’s office in Dade County, Florida say a Florida man repeatedly called 911 to report that his roommate had stolen his marijuana.

A deputy for the Pasco County Sheriff’s Office posted a Twitter response to the man’s calls Saturday night and told him to stop calling.

Deputy Neal Zalva says in the Twitter video that he called the man back to tell him to quit contacting the sheriff’s office about his stolen marijuana. Zalva recorded the video as part of the agency’s #TweetAlong program, which allows viewers to get a behind-the-scenes look at police work.

Although recreational marijuana use is illegal in Florida, a spokesman said that no charges were filed against the caller.

Many of you have probably seen a video of a Delta Airline plane that went viral a few days ago and caused many pants to be crapped in. In the video you can see a part of the engine rattling around in it. Even though the video looks very frightening, the plane successfully performed an emergency landing and no one was hurt.

Shortly after the video went viral, comedian Drew Godden tweeted a complaint to the company, explaining he was “sucked through the toilet hole in one of your aircrafts and am now hurtling through the sky.”

For some inexplicable reason a Delta customer service employee decided to answer:

And he promptly got the answer:

By this point they probably realized that such a scenario is not very likely and decided not to give a drink & sandwich voucher to the disappointed customer.

Although, considering that this is the airline that allowed Kenny G to performed to a literally captive audience during one of their flights, Mr. Godden may still hear from them.