No word in the English language rhymes with “MONTH”. What about “C***”?
It’s possible to lead a cow upstairs, but not downstairs. I guess this fact can be sort of useful if you want your cow to sleep with you in your upstairs bedroom.
After doing a bit more research, it turns out that it is not impossible. Cows just find it very difficult to walk downstairs. This brave bovine has clearly managed to achieve the almost impossible:
A blue whale can make a fart bubble big enough to fit a horse in it.
The chance of you dying on the way to get lottery tickets is actually greater than your chance of winning.
During the Middle Ages, at least 12 Churches & abbeys simultaneously claimed to have Christ’s foreskin. These included Charroux, Paris, Boulogne, Metz, Le Puy, Nancy, Besançon, Coulombs, Conques in France, Hildesheim in Germany, Antwerp & Bruges in Belgium & Calcata in Italy.
Source: Whores of Yore